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PRESIDENT’S MESSAGE
Message from Webmaster
WEBMASTERS REPORT 04/22/08
Greetings to all you
Square Dancing web surfers out there.
Thanks to all you who submitted data to me via e-mail to be put on the
website. We hope you all had a
wonderful and enjoyable year dancing with your favorite clubs.
Ellen and I are resigning from the float committee as of June due to other added
responsibilities. Matt Raynak from Grand Lake has volunteered to take over
the float committee duties. Thank you Matt.
I have made a new page for the float schedules. If
you wish to use the float, just go to the float schedule page and lookup the
date you wish to use it. If nobody is signed up for that date just call Matt and
he will send you a contract and we will add you to the schedule.
We are making corrections to the website as soon as I see them in my e-mail.
Keep sending the changes so the square dancing community can get the latest up to date
info from the website. Thanks for your updates.
If you wish to see the latest info
just point your web browser to www.squaredancing.com/Denver
and follow the menus. As
always if you see any errors please make a note of them and send me an e-mail at
rfburgy@comcast.net or call 303-425-1353
right away and I will try to
correct them.
Please remember that
there are many links in our website that go to other websites that we do not
have any control over. Any
corrections to those other websites must be addressed to the webmaster that is
in charge of those websites. If in
doubt just look at the address your browser is pointing to in the address field
near the top of your browser. If it
starts out with http://www.squaredancing.com/denver/
then any other data after Denver/…. I can edit.
Have a wonderful time this next month dancing with your friends and
please support your local clubs as much as possible. See
you on the floor.
Respectfully
Ron Fuchs
Webmaster for
SquareDancing.com/Denver
rfburgy@comcast.net
Hm: 303-425-1353
Pun
Fun (very punny)
From:
Joy Chichester [mailto:joychi@quixnet.net]
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Original Message From: FOBWLetter Vol. 8 #32, 2/1/08
PUN FUN ... They get better as you go along....
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't
much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you,
but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"
7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?"
"Well, it's not unusual."
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly,
"I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe
you,"says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at
either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I
know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and
says "Dam!".
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and
heat it, too.
17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the
lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the
manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?", they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he
said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
family in
Egypt
and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in
Spain
; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of
himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
"They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,
which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)....A super calloused fragile
mystic hexed by halitosis.
20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his
friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No
pun in ten did.
(((((((The End))))))
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